The world’s worst priest or rabbi:

‘So… what exactly IS a lapdance?’
The world’s worst priest or rabbi:

‘Mm. Well, say ten Hail Marys, and… the Gilligan’s Island theme.’
The world’s worst priest or rabbi:

[Bill Clinton voice] ‘Yes, I heard your confession - and lemme tell ya, I don’t think you had sex with that woman…’
The world’s worst priest or rabbi:

‘Today, I’ll be delivering the sermon as John Wayne.’

[John Wayne voice] ‘In THE BEginning…’
The world’s worst priest or rabbi:

[Jerry Lewis voice] ‘Well, HI, if ya gimme the knife and the BABY!’

‘I’ll give it a little cut and the HEY!’